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They demolished the hospital like the cast has been mentioning that they were going to do soon in recent interviews and on twitter.
Um, I just tweeted a joke about Will.i.am, and it’s my most retweeted tweet ever.
(That wouldn’t mean anything to a lot of people, but when you pursue comedy, it’s kind of a cool way of knowing that people actually think you’re funny.)
Gotta go, this Four Loko is screaming for a make out sesh…
I am an outstanding friend.
My friends Jon and Sarah are getting married in a couple of hours! I am very excited.

Aren’t I cute? Then you should follow me on Twitter!
Desperate plea for followerz. OOPS! How dare I whore myself out. I have integs.
Proof that Twitter is useful.
Barista: “I’m like, the KING of coffee. Trust me!”
Me: “Oh! Are you on Twitter?”
Barista: “No. I think Twitter…”
Me: “Dude, than stop saying that. Don’t even. Get out of here man.”