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Posts tagged Marijuana.
This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: “A Journeyman of Marijuana Abuse receives a 50 percent increase to fatigue drain and increased resistance to responsibility”: What the experience of buying weed might be like if real life was like Oblivion.
Stop right there criminal scum, etc.
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This video is well done, and it sticks to the Oblivion style very well.
HAPPY 420!
Yay! A holiday that I don’t even celebrate. Thousands of other people around the world will though. I’ve recently developed this habit of calling out stoners when I know they’re high. I simply ask them the following question:
“Dude, where did you get those new eyes?”
If you don’t know, smoking marijuana makes your eyes red. Typically when I ask this question, I follow it up by messing with the person who’s high. I’ll usually make funny faces or try to act like I’m high as well. They usually don’t like it, it makes them a bit paranoid, and it’s hilarious.
The other day I went to my friend’s house and there was a super super drunk guy there. I’m talking take a step and fall over drunk. Anyways, he had the newest eyes I’ve ever seen. One of them was almost completely blood red. Later that night as I was falling asleep in a much safer place, I heard my friend in the other room ask ‘Dude, did you see that bald guy’s new eyes?’ I simply laughed at the fact that this was said audibly by someone other than myself, and my laughter made my friend David spit up whatever he was drinking at the time.
Anyways, enjoy your holiday. I’ll spend it like any other Tuesday, blogging, writing and watching Lost.
