My name is Josh Sieg, aspiring comedian, actor & writer living in Scottsdale, Arizona. Ask me ANYTHING! Check out some of my work HERE. Thank you for checking out my URL clickable internet website. I’m working on a documentary film called Ten Years. Click HERE to learn more about it. Help me beat the recession, buy a t-shirt! Tumblr (3.0; @joshonthenet)http://www.joshonthenet.com/<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4pd0IuTv1qzb51bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://steveagee.tumblr.com/post/441511390" target="_blank">steveagee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Amazing!  Conan O’Brien to embark on a 33 city live tour.  Can not wait.  More info at <a href="http://teamcoco.com/" target="_blank"><a href="http://teamcoco.com/" target="_blank">http://teamcoco.com/</a></a></p> </blockquote>http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/441566101http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/441566101Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:26:46 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4ks0azsf1qzzdc1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Need this. Or should I say, kneed.</p>http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/441376814http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/441376814Thu, 11 Mar 2010 09:07:11 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3nk1c0OM1qzzdc1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I hope this was the result of a divorce.</p>http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/440437099http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/440437099Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:09:34 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz39ewKTom1qzzdc1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I could only come up with four or five things. Thanks Cosmo!</p>http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/439807675http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/439807675Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:04:07 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz346ugFZO1qzzdc1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If pooping everywhere is considered one of the best jobs, then I guess this advertisement is right.</p>http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/439599935http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/439599935Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:10:07 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2pea76SF1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/439473493/dave-macdowell-lord-of-the-onion-rings-24-x" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Dave MacDowell:</b> “<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sacamoto2003/4421953721/" target="_blank">Lord of the Onion Rings</a>”</p> <p>24” x 36”. Acryic on Canvas. Currently on display at Seattle’s <a href="http://www.flatcolor.com/" target="_blank">Flatcolor Gallery</a> through March 28.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/sacamoto2003/4421953721/" target="_blank">flickr</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/439513149http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/439513149Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:18:12 -0700<p>Ask me anything <a href="http://formspring.me/Joshonthenet" target="_blank"><a href="http://formspring.me/Joshonthenet" target="_blank">http://formspring.me/Joshonthenet</a></a></p>http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/439506100http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/439506100Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:13:28 -0700formspring.me<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz298m8Xm91qz6kbro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://erockappel.com/post/439432850/paulscheer-god-bless-all-the-brave-men-and" target="_blank">erockappel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://paulscheer.com/post/439329021/god-bless-all-the-brave-men-and-women-who-gave" target="_blank">paulscheer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>GOD BLESS ALL THE BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN WHO GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR T-SHIRTS</p> <p>MARCH 10th - T-SHIRT SQUAD DAY</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>One of my favorite Human Giant skits. When they close the mascot’s eyes, I laugh so hard!</p>http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/439456521http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/439456521Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:39:07 -0700Human GiantPaul ScheerRob HuebelAziz Ansari<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2xa916zv1qzzdc1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>These birds know I’m trying to write and will not leave me alone.</p>http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/439381331http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/439381331Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:42:04 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2okaTDUT1qzc0kho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sarahspy.com/post/439134912" target="_blank">sarahspy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Dog mustache</b> ball toy, available for $10 from <a target="new" href="http://www.uncommongoods.com/item/item.jsp?itemId=18849">Uncommon Goods</a>.</p> <p>(<a target="new" href="http://blog.2modern.com/2010/03/dog-stache.html">via</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>Alright, this needs to be a real thing, for every dog that was born, except for the dumb ones.</p>http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/439203428http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/439203428Wed, 10 Mar 2010 09:27:39 -0700dogmustache<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oKVGI1g9KGk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oKVGI1g9KGk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I’ve seen Baseck live two times. He is easily the best DJ I know. Watch this, proceed to drop jaw.</p>http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/438442224http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/438442224Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:56:16 -0700baseckscratchingturntablismgameboy<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1pnbpnXs1qa1id2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblrisforlulz.tumblr.com/post/438140210" target="_blank">tumblrisforlulz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://lumos-maxima.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">lumos-maxima</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/438421565http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/438421565Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:44:20 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0uffiRns1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sirmitchell.tumblr.com/post/437587457/via-juliasegal" target="_blank">sirmitchell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">juliasegal</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/437624198http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/437624198Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:55:33 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz17px6kHF1qz8x31o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/437374525/rock-band-to-release-cartmans-poker-face-in" target="_blank">comedycentral</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2010/03/09/rock-band-to-release-cartmans-poker-face/" target="_blank">Rock Band to Release Cartman’s “Poker Face”</a></p> <p>In addition to four Lady Gaga songs, Cartman’s cover of “Poker Face” will be made available in the Rock Band Music Store for Xbox 360, PS3 and Wii next week.</p> </blockquote>http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/437527049http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/437527049Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:02:49 -0700<object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_de230d1087"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=de230d1087" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=de230d1087" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_de230d1087" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://brettgelman.tumblr.com/post/430971245/heres-a-video-that-me-and-paul-scheer-did-for" target="_blank">brettgelman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Here’s a video that me and Paul Scheer did for Funny Or Die.</p> </blockquote>http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/437414325http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/437414325Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:57:14 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0qmynPsO1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/436908172/tee-of-the-day-desmonds-replacement-by" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Tee of the Day:</b> “<a href="http://www.teefury.com" target="_blank">Desmond’s Replacement</a>” by <a href="http://naolito.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Naolito</a>.</p> <p>Best twist ending ever.</p> <p>(TFA: One day only!)</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.teefury.com" target="_blank">teefury</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/437173609http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/437173609Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:06:52 -0700LOST<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/Joshonthenet/charts?charttype=weekly&date_to=1267963200">My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-3-7)</a>: <ol> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Venetian+Snares">Venetian Snares (25)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Wesley+Willis">Wesley Willis (23)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Huntingtons">Huntingtons (20)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Gorillaz">Gorillaz (18)</a> </li> <li> <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/+noredirect/TRV%24+DJ-AM">TRV$ DJ-AM (15)</a> </li> </ol> <p>Imported from <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists">Last.fm Tumblr</a> by <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com">JoeLaz</a></p>http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/436952754http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/436952754Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:16:46 -0700<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9919696&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9919696&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9919696&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://juliavickerman.tumblr.com/post/435304319/sarah-silverman-on-todays-episode-of-yo-gabba" target="_blank">juliavickerman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sarah Silverman on today’s episode of Yo Gabba Gabba</p> </blockquote> <p>I wish Sarah Silverman would have taught me how to pantomime in my acting class.</p>http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/436223012http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/436223012Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:17:54 -0700Sarah SilvermanYo Gabba Gabba<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzybtaCwd1qzh5gno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblrisforlulz.tumblr.com/post/436089870" target="_blank">tumblrisforlulz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I probably laughed way too hard at this.</p> </blockquote> <p>Get it? Because my last name is Sieg?</p>http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/436211616http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/436211616Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:11:58 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz00sxGAsS1qzlbozo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://danisontumblr.tumblr.com/post/436199074/apparently-borders-bookstore-is-a-big-fan-of" target="_blank">danisontumblr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Apparently Borders Bookstore is a big fan of promoting read through misspellings.</p> </blockquote>http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/436207088http://www.joshonthenet.com/post/436207088Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:09:34 -0700